Tuesday, September 30, 2008

You are so not working with a monster

Why must guys sit like their legs hate each other? On a subway no less.

I make it my civil duty to sit next to them hoping they hurt something.

Douches.
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6 comments:

Ben said...

Hahahaha what an awesome way to put that

.Nicotine.Queen. said...

Thanks! but I can't take credit.
It's in some rap song. figures.

Anonymous said...

Those are the guys you should be hitting on! If they can't put their legs together, there must be something stopping their knees from touching.

Get on that!

I Am Woody said...

Or at least they want us to think there is something preventing their knees from coming together....

.Nicotine.Queen. said...

Dude. It's always the ones with nothing to show for that make a big production.
It's like the north's version of the big loud annoying trucks in the south or the ferrari- always trying to make up for something they will never have.

Anonymous said...

My personal favorite is a souped up old Cadillac with blinged out rims, but a horrid yellow paint job. Holla!