Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Still a virgin?

I'm not a fan of guerilla advertising (mainly because I am in an advertising class right now that is the bane of my existence) and I couldn't answer that question in the manner it wishes you to in order to inquire about more information. Therefore, in order for me not to buy into their marketing someone else should tell me what this is all about.

Where did they go?

Found on W Broadway and Beach St.
I would like to think they spontaneously combusted rather than walking around the city barefoot.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Do I need a new eraser?

Will I buy it anyway because it is called a Black Pearl?
Who allowed me to run free in Staples?!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

The only downfall of having a balcony connected to my room.

Or "Things my neighbors must think of me."

That girl smokes a lot.
She lives in those plaid boxers and a tank top.
Those pink crocs are obnoxious.
She should probably put a brush through her hair.

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Oh, High School.

So, I'm clearly really old. My ex-BFF's little sister who I've known since she was in diapers is going to high school this year. My exact advice?

"Dont get into too much trouble but have as much fun as you can stand ok? They tell you high school is the best time of your life, but they are lying. College is, so just hang in there. High School is the time for you to do really dumb shit so when you get to college you aren't the rookie."

I think that's the best advice I've ever given.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Laundry and other things I need to get around to doing.

I just went to Old Navy because I'm dangerously close to running out of clothes and I don't think I can schedule laundry in any time soon.

I went about two weeks with using Kleenex as toilet paper because I could not venture out of my daily route because there are not enough hours in the day.

I had a moment to go grocery shopping, but no moments to cook it. Thank god for the BFF's hubby or I'd be living off of Cliff bars and Ensure.

I do work in bed thus causing me not to sleep at night upping my daily caffeine intake to at least 4 caffeinated drinks a day.

What has my life turned into? Oh. That's right. I decided I wanted to be a designer.

Clearly, I'm dedicated. Or finally lost my mind.

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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Hipster Ettiquette

Just tried to tell some guy in the elevator how Williamsburg isn't that bad, while wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt and Toms shoes.

Something tells me he didn't believe me and I need to reevaluate how I dress.

Speaking of hipsters, I made a comment about them at work later to find out both the designers I work with are the definition of the term.

Clearly this is just a small example that they are permeable ninjas.

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