Friday, December 31, 2010

And so the battle begins.

Who will win the battle of under 50lb luggage and can I fit all the random crap I've acquired over the holiday into a suitcase and 2 carry-ons?

It's kind of obvious who is winning the later. Wish me luck!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Security blanket.

I don't feel right without it and I've even slept with it on. Clearly, I revert back to childhood whenever I come home.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Not a joke gift.

A hot pink stun gun. No lie. My family trusted me with this because I live in New York City. Seriously?

The fact of the matter is I'm more likely to stun myself. Clearly they don't know me very well or like me very much.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Southern Snow

(it's soap)

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Right before he ran after a squirrel

My little boy is so cute. 

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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Christmas threw up in my parent's living room.

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Friday, December 17, 2010

There is a bird on the train.

If it shits on me, we are going to have issues.

A present for airport security.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The perfect cure to a sad day.

Today I was uber sad for some random reason (I no longer question, I just roll with it.) So I called my sister who informed me after an earlier conversation with my niece (I told her to think of fun things to do when I'm home for Xmas vacation), she already has a laundry list of things planned (including but not limited to playing SceneIt, Monopoly and jumping on the trampoline.)

If you don't have an awesome kid in your life, I suggest buying one from China. They make life so much better.

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Monday, December 13, 2010

Was seriously judged for my reading material.

But I think it might be worth it.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Magic Crack.

Get. On. It.

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Monday, December 6, 2010

No wonder it snowed this morning.

I signed my soul over to Corporate America.


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Sunday, December 5, 2010

A big tree.

Don't tell anyone I'm admitting this, but my city is really pretty right now. It's almost romantic. Holy Shit. I might actually be falling in love. Or I've mixed too many cold medicines. If word leaks, I'm going with the later.

Hello, Lady!

Just payin my respects.