Houston, we have a problem.

I think the producers of CW and ABC Family got together and decided they hate me.
Or the pharmaceutical rep for Lexapro got to them, deciding I need to up my dosage because my current dosage of anti-anxiety sure as hell will not cover this.

They have decided to put all of my favorite shows (Greek, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill) on the same night- Monday (of all friggin nights! But wait- this could be a good thing. No one does anything on Mondays and I can get my shows out of the way in one shot with some delic Chinese- but no. My anxiety cannot handle Casey/ Cappie, Serena/ Dan AND Peyton/ Lucas drama back to back to back. I need at least 24 hours to recover from each.) AND not only that, now it's all within the same 2 hour period (yes. It has now come to Greek v. Gossip Girl. This is NOT going to be pretty)

And to top it all off, I talk to different people after different shows (i.e. my sister and my GBF after Greek, One of my sorority sisters after OTH and everyone under the sun after Gossip Girl) and I don't think my ear can handle all that phone time. I will be spending the rest of the week recovering from this one shot trauma.


Note to self: Locate nearest hospital for Monday April 21st (which is the first time all three shows will have new episodes) and make sure anti-anxiety meds are refilled and easily accessible. I would also suggest finding someone with a Valium- check with the guy on corner.