Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Why I need a boyfriend.

Reason #4567:

When a light bulb burns out, he can get on the ladder and change it for me (instead of me getting on one and freaking out) and I can cheer him on from the ground (where it is safe).


eastcoastdweller said...

But the downside is that boyfriends can often be irresponsible and slovenly, meaning that they are likely to leave the light on more often, meaning that it will have to be changed more often.

Plus, boyfriends -- and husbands -- rarely perform such tasks without a reminder from the Lady of the house. Which constant reminders soon grow wearisome for both parties.

The Ambiguous Blob said...

reason #2- to carry your stuff.