Dear Sunshine

HIIIIIII!!

It's so great to see you again. It has been way to long, in my opinion, since we have seen each other. I'm sure you have been really busy- I can't even imagine your social calendar! but it would be great if we made these random meetings on a more regular basis- say like every friggin day? That would be fab!

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this to you yet, but it seems to me you've been lacking on your job. I'm not sure if you've read your job description thoroughly or not, but I think it's safe to say that it is a requirement to make an appearance once every couple of months. I think you should work on that, mmmkay? My skin and my mental health rely on you. Please don't let me down! And I'm also not sure if you got the memo that it is indeed spring? I think that part of your contract requires you do make more appearances now than in winter. But by no means, do I want to tell you how to do your job- I mean I could NEVER do what you do day in and day out with little to no effort or complaint- I'm just trying to provide constructive criticism for your benefit.

Anyway! I'm super duper excited we had this great chat and I hope to run into you again- how does lunchtime sound?

Great!

See you then!
-NQ