Monday, December 1, 2008

It's not polite to stare

Into your neighbors' windows.
As I was smoking in my back alley, I noticed a light on and a man at a computer. I dosed off into space contemplating some famous writer diligently working on his next bestseller, when I noticed him staring back. I also noticed that he was shirtless (probably naked) and I probably interrupted a very sexy moment in cyber sex land. Bummer.

Because after all, the internet is for porn ;)
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5 comments:

PinkPiddyPaws said...

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
So grab your dick and double click for porn, Porn, PORN!!!!

ha..ha.ha.. Gotta love Avenue Q.

.Nicotine.Queen. said...

Love you for getting that!!

Eastcoastdweller said...

Maybe he was ... a capnolagniac!

fred said...

Come on, people. If you leave your blinds open while you are whacking it, you're an exhibitionist.

I would have been staring in the open window too ... and probably would have gone to get binoculars.

Look at you living next to Trekki Monster!

Andie said...

i soooo would have been looking too. When I take scruffy for a walk, I have a tendency to want to look in people's windows.