Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Apparently, I'm not as convincing as I thought I was.

Me: Dad, you need to buy mom a new car for Christmas.
Dad: I am going to buy her a new car. I'm getting her a hummer. That's what she needs. Something she can't destroy. Have you seen what she's done to this one? It should be a sin.
Me: Ok, as long as it's a brand new hummer.
Dad: I'm not buying that woman an f-ing brand new car.
Me: Well, she says this will be her last car of her life, it should be brand new. 
Dad: Does she promise to croak if it breaks down? I'll go out and buy it tomorrow. 

I'm kind of interested in seeing what he's going to say when I ask him for my apartment. 


UptownGirl said...

hahaha! that made me laugh out loud!

TN Girl Moving To New York City said...

That is too funny! Your dad sounds like my Nanny..ie LuAnn you better keep those legs crossed cause I'm not paying for a damn abortion or you're sister's a fucking whore. I'm not kidding.

Hope you're having a great time with your family!

Good luck on the apartment request..keep in mind I will be there in April. :)