Me: Dad, you need to buy mom a new car for Christmas.Dad: I am going to buy her a new car. I'm getting her a hummer. That's what she needs. Something she can't destroy. Have you seen what she's done to this one? It should be a sin.Me: Ok, as long as it's a brand new hummer.Dad: I'm not buying that woman an f-ing brand new car.Me: Well, she says this will be her last car of her life, it should be brand new.Dad: Does she promise to croak if it breaks down? I'll go out and buy it tomorrow.
I'm kind of interested in seeing what he's going to say when I ask him for my apartment.
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hahaha! that made me laugh out loud!
That is too funny! Your dad sounds like my Nanny..ie LuAnn you better keep those legs crossed cause I'm not paying for a damn abortion or you're sister's a fucking whore. I'm not kidding.
Hope you're having a great time with your family!
Good luck on the apartment request..keep in mind I will be there in April. :)
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