Is is possible for every person there is a demon placed on this earth to make our lives completely hell? Kind of like the opposite of a guardian angel? I like this theory. I'm going to go with it.
Mine just happens to be the actual spawn of Satan (not just a regular old demon) and instead of Prada, she is in Coach. The Spawn of Satan wears Coach. And she is dangerously close to making me commit a felony.
My loathing for this useless piece of flesh is more potent than any other disgust I have had for any other miscreant in my entire life. She has poisoned the minds of people I care about and I would like nothing more than for her to fall off the face of the earth- Steve Maddens and all (and you know I dont sacrifice accessories. . but this is for the greater good. She is like Midas anyway. Everything she touches turns to shit).
Anyway. The point is I am angry and I hate to use this as a place to bitch but dammit. Its my party and I'll bitch if I want to.
(sorry to be so vague. . privacy to protect the not so innocent asshats in the world)
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Spawn of Satan wears Coach.
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I hope that She has gone away, far away, by now.
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One instance. You know, of course, that I am a capnolagniac. So You wouldn't be surprised to hear that many years ago, when I was younger and more foolish, and I was outside a certain mall, a certain lovely Lassie crushed out Her cigarette beneath Her heels and went Her way and all I wanted to do was to spirit that little bit of tar-stained cellulose acetate home to remember Her by.
So I stood there by it for a while pretending to be watching for my ride to pick me up, and then some strange red-haired guy, I kid You not, suddenly was there in front of me and said to me, "You want to pick it up -- go ahead." And he sneered at me, practically challenging me to do so.
I mumbled something in denial and left as quickly as I could and have never attempted such a thing again.
It was very creepy. Guy seemed to be reading my juvenile mind.
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