I swear I work

Is it just me or does this myspace page make you want to have an epileptic seizure?

And because my last post sparked my friend to call me "The Ice Princess of Iceland" and being the whiny Queen that he is, he trumps me. . . .

The Flight Attendant

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying
himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced
to the passengers,"Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just
put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman
hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over
those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-
poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said,
"In my country, I am called a Princess.
I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a
Queen, so I outrank you. Put the tray up NOW."