Thursday, March 13, 2008

Elle for president!!

Since we were discussing this at work. I thought I would share.
Favorite Resse Witherspoon quotes (as in Legally Blonde, Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Alabama.)

which reminds me of college. When my boyfriend was trying to explain me to people he would say "She's like Resse Witherspoon- more Legally Blonde with a touch of Sweet home Alabama.

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.

I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.

I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.
I object.

She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.

It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin... to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say "Aye".

For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.

But if I'm going to have my own law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
(Legally Blonde)

Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.

This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.

So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!

I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!

Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
(Legally Blonde 2)

Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.

What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
So I can kiss you anytime I want.

Well, for starters, you can get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce.
I never fully understood that expression, but no, I am not "shitting" you.

The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.

You expect me to tell you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?

Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!

Just a guess: The words *joint checking* are flashing in your head right now.

People need a passport to come down here.
(sweet home alabama)


Eastcoastdweller said...

Someday, these will all be in Bartlett's book.