Alert the media!

I went out BOTH nights of the weekend. And by out, I mean until the wee hours of the morning that I have not seen awake since college.

AND

I took a cab (which btw, when it is 4:30 in the morning and you are trying to hail a cab from 125th, lets just say that does not look good. The cab driver- who obviously had too many energy drinks- will ask you "What are you doing in this neighborhood? Did you get some good drugs?" nice.)