Thursday, March 13, 2008

breaking news!

I think my left calf is bigger than my right.
My boot keeps falling down on my left leg but it stays positioned on my right.

And if I drop dead soon, it is because the poisonous red dye that has been staining my hands from my silly putty has seeped into my blood stream.

Anyone know the asshat's name who suggested day light savings time?
My foot would like to schedule a meeting with his head.


Eastcoastdweller said...

Daylight savings time was Ben Franklin's idea. You'd have to dig him up to kick him around.