I think my left calf is bigger than my right.
seriously.
My boot keeps falling down on my left leg but it stays positioned on my right.
And if I drop dead soon, it is because the poisonous red dye that has been staining my hands from my silly putty has seeped into my blood stream.
Oh!-
Anyone know the asshat's name who suggested day light savings time?
My foot would like to schedule a meeting with his head.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
breaking news!
Posted by .Nicotine.Queen. at 12:44 PM
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Daylight savings time was Ben Franklin's idea. You'd have to dig him up to kick him around.
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