Saturday, September 15, 2007

iPhone iWould pay for!


From Marie Claire magazine. Now THIS is something I would pay $500 for!

Introducing the shePhone

We asked popgadget.net founder Mia Kim to help us create our ideal all-in-one gizmo. Move over, iPhone.

Features include:
1. Mini "Rabbit" vibrator
2. Perfume/Mace atomizer (just be sure to pick the right setting!)
3. Xanax dispenser (also works for other meds)
4. Dental floss
5. Corkscrew (for when the pills run out)
6. Home pregnancy test
7. Condom dispenser

From the interface:
Camera
Portable tanning laser
Cell-phone signal jammer (silence others in mid-call!)
Voice analyzer (is your BF where he says he is?)
Breathalyzer
GPS Universal remote (override other remotes)
Phone, Wi-Fi Web, MP3 player, and, finally, TiVo (record 24 when you're stuck at a client dinner)

1 comments:

Eastcoastdweller said...

And You should have this, You should. And along with cigarettes and shoes, it ought to be something else provided free for every Lady so desiring it.

Why do we keep wasting taxes on boring stuff like roads, bombs and politicians? Far better, methinks, to utilize it for the greater good of indulging Womankind.