Friday, August 8, 2008

I'm about to lose my shit.

A TWO FUCKING Hour delay.

Did I mention I've been sitting here for 2 hours with a screaming child behind me, its about time for a cigarette and I haven't even gotten on the plane?

To make myself feel better (and prevent a homicidal attack on an unfit mother and a JetBlue employee) I went to get some coffee. . . Because that's going to calm me down. I can be a disgruntled traveler hopped up on caffeine, which I'm sure is a recipe for disaster.

Now I'm sitting at a table a good 50 away from the gate praying the warm goodness of crack is going to calm me down while channeling Enya (unfortunately I only have the punk rock playlist on my ipod).

And here I thought I'd get arrested this weekend for drunken debauchery on Bourbon- not a nicotine fit in the middle of JFK.

As I type this, it gets delayed ANOTHER fucking hour.
I don't even know the words.
This is going to get ugly
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2 comments:

PinkPiddyPaws said...

It's official.. airports cause people to go "postal". I'm not sayin... I'm just sayin... :)

TN Girl Moving To New York City said...

OMG! See...here in Nashville they have this little bitty room you can smoke in & you don't have to go through that stupid check point all over again.. I think I got lung cancer in that room...15 people smoking in a 5 foot square room. Smaller than a holding cell but at least you can smoke! :)