Monday, August 25, 2008

7 things.

Im too lazy to link, Kitty's blog but you can go to my roll and she is there.
That's where I got this from and what has been keeping me busy all day, distracting me from homicide.

7 things I plan to do before I die
1) fall in love
2) backpack through Europe- or at least my version of backpacking
3) up my alcohol tolerance
4) finish a novel
5) date a musician
6) find the meaning of my life
7) work in some form of the tobacco industry


7 things I can do
1) I can include a curse word in every sentence that crosses my lips, if I'm allowed or in the proper company.
2) I can sleep days away if I'm allowed to
3) I can put my mind to anything and do it
4) I can plot like no one's business, but I'm a little rusty
5) I can read an 800 page book in less than 48 hours and 26,000 under a week. I don't know if I deserve a medal or a straight jacket for that talent.
6) I can hold a grudge for a long long time
7) I can annoy the shit out of my loved ones. . . and love every minute of it!

7 things I cannot do
1) I cannot keep a secret for the life of me.
2) I cannot control some things from coming out of my mouth that hurts people's feelings
3) I cannot listen to one more Elvis song as I wait patiently on hold so I can yell at Live Nation (but apparently I can. It seems to be the greatest hits CD on repeat)
4) I cannot go a day without my ipod
5) I cannot imagine a world without my nieces in it.
6) I cannot fathom people disliking me unless they are terribly jealous of how amazing I am.
7) I cannot dance properly unless I am drunk and even then it's a little iffy.

7 things that attract me to the opposite sex
1) Height. Duh. Under 6'2, need not apply.
2) Arms. Big Arms. Arms that I can get lost in and feel safe and protected.
3) Sense of Humor. Laughter is a direct line to my heart
4) Being smarter than me. . . or knowing things I want to know more about.
5) Wink. A guy that can wink properly at me will melt my knees
6) Smile. He must smile well. I cannot be the only photogenic one in the relationship.
7) Being able to put up with me. That's a big plus.

7 things I say most often
1) FUCK
2) omg. btw. idk. imho. pretty much anything I can shorten even if I am made fun of relentlessly
3) WHY do I work with idiots?
4) HOW did you get a degree?
5) I hate my life
6) ohmigod. Kill Yourself.
7) WHERE is my fucking lighter?


7 Celebrity crushes
1) Johnny Depp.
2) Jared Leto. . . . why? He is a skinny whiny douchebag but the heart does things the mind cannot comprehend.
3) Vin Diesel. . . . can we say arms?!
4) Jamie Tworkowski, Founder of To Write Love on her arms.
5) Dylan McDermott
6) Scott Michael Foster
7)Kat von D. . . I just wanna be her best friend. Does that count?

2 comments:

lailani said...

6) I cannot fathom people disliking me unless they are terribly jealous of how amazing I am.
=
Brilliance

Jen Kucsak said...

Love this post! Is this in homage to Miley Cyrus' "7 Things"? lol