never works.
I don't care how new or how fancy your microwave is, it never ever works. It is an evil plot to take over the world and burn my popcorn.
I must stop pressing it like this time it is going to work. This time it is going to pop my popcorn all the way. This time it's not going to burn the bag. This time I will win.
I'm too stressed out for you, popcorn button.
Monday, March 23, 2009
The damn popcorn button
Posted by .Nicotine.Queen. at 5:09 PM
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When I used to work there was a boss who would make popcorn at 8:00am. The smell was enough for me and a hnagover to want to vomit.
follow these directions for a fully popped bag without burning:
Put the bag in the microwave, press 4 minutes. Stand in front of the microwave, soaking up the rays.
When you hear the popping pause between pops for about 2 seconds, it's done. Take it out. Tada! Perfectly popped. Just like the directions on the bag say.
Sometimes I eat popcorn in the morning if I don't feel like going to get breakfast or if I forgot mine.
Thanks, Tabbie. Yes, I am an idiot.
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