What you want to know.

There is a sock-eating monster in my bedroom. He has successfully eaten all of my socks and I am a little concerned as to what I am going to do for the rest of the week, seeing as I cannot do laundry until this weekend and it is only Monday (plus, I need to find a new laundromat for that matter. Last time I did laundry, a guy asked me out- I know, right? Such a New York thing to happen!- and then I forgot to call him back. oops. That's going to be awkward. Especially because. . . . well, you should just continue to read)

You're not super concerned about my sock predicament, are you? Fine.

This makes me giggle:



I mean, who seriously says HOORAY!! after they delete their spam folder? The only person I can think of who actually would is me and even I think it's moronic.

Oh. That's not what you wanted to know either? Darn.

Well, right now I have a strange craving for Cheddar Chex Mix. That has GOT to be something you wanted to know. There. Now you can sleep soundly tonight, knowing I am probably going to eat this entire bag of snack food. Not only did I start this fabulous year off in bed, but now I am going to eat a whole bunch of junk food, which is definitely not my new year's resolution.

Not it?
OOOOOOhhhhhhhkkkkkaaaayyyyyyy.
You want to know that at the moment a certain boy is speaking to his publicist informing him to send out the memo that he is currently off the market? (Those would be his words, not mine). I think it's safe to say, I didn't scare him off, which is good to know. I think it would have been very upsetting to think there was something wrong with him. I mean, what sane person could possibly not adore me? j/k. I know that isn't the tune I was whistling a few weeks ago, but I am pretty sure It's safe to assume. I mean, I have written proof.

And now for the fun part. I'm stealing Red's post about FB status (I would link it, but I don't know if I'm allowed to link this one or not, so I will quote it). My sentiments, exactly.

Dec 14, 2008 3:32 PM
Facebook status
by Red
When is it time to update your Facebook status? Do you wait 2 weeks? A month?When? Because I think it is time to update mine to "in a relationship" but I don't wanna seem too presumptuous.
I'm really happy though. :)

Me, too, Red :-)