Monday, January 5, 2009

What you want to know.

There is a sock-eating monster in my bedroom. He has successfully eaten all of my socks and I am a little concerned as to what I am going to do for the rest of the week, seeing as I cannot do laundry until this weekend and it is only Monday (plus, I need to find a new laundromat for that matter. Last time I did laundry, a guy asked me out- I know, right? Such a New York thing to happen!- and then I forgot to call him back. oops. That's going to be awkward. Especially because. . . . well, you should just continue to read)

You're not super concerned about my sock predicament, are you? Fine.

This makes me giggle:

I mean, who seriously says HOORAY!! after they delete their spam folder? The only person I can think of who actually would is me and even I think it's moronic.

Oh. That's not what you wanted to know either? Darn.

Well, right now I have a strange craving for Cheddar Chex Mix. That has GOT to be something you wanted to know. There. Now you can sleep soundly tonight, knowing I am probably going to eat this entire bag of snack food. Not only did I start this fabulous year off in bed, but now I am going to eat a whole bunch of junk food, which is definitely not my new year's resolution.

Not it?
You want to know that at the moment a certain boy is speaking to his publicist informing him to send out the memo that he is currently off the market? (Those would be his words, not mine). I think it's safe to say, I didn't scare him off, which is good to know. I think it would have been very upsetting to think there was something wrong with him. I mean, what sane person could possibly not adore me? j/k. I know that isn't the tune I was whistling a few weeks ago, but I am pretty sure It's safe to assume. I mean, I have written proof.

And now for the fun part. I'm stealing Red's post about FB status (I would link it, but I don't know if I'm allowed to link this one or not, so I will quote it). My sentiments, exactly.

Dec 14, 2008 3:32 PM
Facebook status
by Red
When is it time to update your Facebook status? Do you wait 2 weeks? A month?When? Because I think it is time to update mine to "in a relationship" but I don't wanna seem too presumptuous.
I'm really happy though. :)

Me, too, Red :-)


shoeaddict said...

Hey! I have a sock-eating monster too.

Congrats on the guy, the relationship and the happy.

TN Girl Moving To New York City said...

Ditto on the sock monster!

That is awesome on the boyfriend update!! Ok, I'm going on over 2 years, when is it my turn? Boo hoo! :)

Red said...

Awww, yay!!!! :)

Andie said...

I'm just glad to hear that you are happy.

you need to drop me an email and enlighten me on all of the deets woman!

when are you coming home again? Mardi Gras? or later?

.Nicotine.Queen. said...

Thanks peeps!
TN girlie- have I mentioned I've been single for FIVE years? Yea. don't. wanna. hear. it.

Andie- I will be there for Mardi Gras, definitely. We will get together I promise!!