Monday, January 12, 2009

To the creators of the "People You May Know" Option.

Seriously, if I wanted them to be my friend, I would have added them by now. I am much better at finding people that I want to continue to be in contact with than your stupid application will ever be. There are a lot of people that happened to be friends with multiple of my friends- and that still doesn't mean I want to be friends with them. And you are obviously not as smart as you think you are, because you are showing me people I have deleted. Of course I know them; doesn't mean I want to be their friends. Most of them I do not want to exist at all, much less on my friend list.

Now, quit bothering me.

When you come up with the "People You May Have Slept With" feature, then I will be interested, seeing as there are a few gaps in my roster due to excessive drinking in college. Until then, kindly piss off.

xoxo

7 comments:

Andie said...

ha! I get annoyed with that too.

Cassi said...

I am so mad you don't blog on myspace anymore. I can't handle more than one blog and until I facebook stalked you I didn't even realize you were blogging again. I disregard your new blog and will be waiting on myspace.

shoeaddict said...

"Most of them I do not want to exist at all, much less on my friend list."

-I totally agree.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Hi, say you on Holy Crappers blog. I know what you mean about the people you might now, every time it pops up w/ this girl I used to be friends w/ I want to break my computer. I would love to see the people I have slept w/, could fill in a lot of blanks for me! lol

stephanie said...

you know me! don't delete me!

Jen Kucsak said...

LMFAO I am SOOOO with you. It is so annoying to go on Facebook every single day to see the same people who I STILL have not added and never will. But 'People you may have slept with'? I think you may be on to something there!

fred said...

I told you my thoughts on this. The day that my 'People You May Know' turned in to the Who's Who of New Orleans Gay Society was the day I stopped looking at it. I am literally friends with no more than 5 gays on there... how do I end up with all of them on my screen?

I swear that application is powered by Match.com ... or a spiteful God that is laughing at me.