I have $6 in overdue books.

And I could possibly go to jail.

We can all thank the boyfriend for this wonderful tid bit of information. Without him, I'd never have known that or The 6 biggest skincare mistakes (we both have dry skin), The 10 Hot Professions for 2009 (he knows how much I hate my job), or most importantly, what the fuck is going on in the Middle East (he actually pays attention to what's going on in the world and is kind enough to let me know via an emailed Yahoo News article, which I like making fun of him for using Yahoo. Get on the Google bandwagon already!).

I promise just because I have a boyfriend, I will not turn this into a relationship blog (I really hate those, btw. Unless you are funny about it, like Jen and Fletch Lancaster.). But there are just some things he does that make me laugh (remember, making me laugh is key!) and I think it would be fun to share with the world. So, yea. Deal with it.