See? I can't quit smoking I'm too stessed. Ha!

I have decided smoking three cigarettes on the way to work is satisfying. Usually I limit myself to two because if I am not rationed, I can go crazy with the smoking ( i.e. any night I go drinking I nearly smoke a pack). See? Now, Im calm and collected and I can wait until 10am (which is the universally known smoke break if you aren’t in an office setting btw) but it still doesn’t mean Im starting work until 9am. (I don’t see the point in making me get to work at 8:30- everyone knows no one starts actually working until 9. That’s also universal known- well at least in my world.) Ok. All this talk about nicotine and I’m having a craving so we must stop.

I am tired of looking for apartments in New York. Who the hell can afford an apartment for 6000 a month? That is by far the most recockulous thing I’ve ever heard. All I want is a small little apartment, preferably 1 bedroom (a 2 bedroom is a dream that I hope one day to achieve, seeing as I’m going to be living with my sorority sister and I hate sharing my bed- but I will for the greater good of our cause), fully furnished, utilities included, in a good area on the island for like $1500. . . .ok ok $1800. . but I am putting my foot down at $1900. Yes, I am highly aware that this not realistic (or at least it is going to take a lot of looking) but I am the queen of unrealistic things, and if I put my mind to something, it will happen. But I’m tired of looking! All of the listings on Craig’s list are starting to blend together and I have a semi-anxiety attack every time I go on there. I will persevere though. Look out New York, this bitch does not play!

Wish me luck! The big day is getting closer and closer!

September 29th!

And Remember to Save the Date: September 15th is our going away party! location TBA (but most likely F&Ms or Grits because they are my fav) but if you are not there, I will no longer keep in touch with you and you will not be allowed to sleep in my bathtub when you are visiting the big apple! And no one ever wants to be on my bad side, plus I’m the coolest person you’ve ever met so it would ultimately be your own loss. smooches!