Sunday, January 17, 2010

To the chick sitting across from me on the L train,

Your boyfriend is gay. I swear.
The sooner you realize it the better. I know living in Williamsburg it's hard to tell the difference, but you have a European accent for chrissake. Shame on you for not knowing yourself. I know my gaydar is terrible, but if I'M being hit in the face with his gayness, I'm positive you have a problem.
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Count St. Germain II said...

I saw a gay version of myself from 20 years in the future on the 1 train the other day. Exciting!

.Nicotine.Queen. said...

That's amazing. I dont even want to know what the gay version of me in 20 years looks like. Im sure yours was way more attractive.