Friday, October 10, 2008

Before I go.

Dear Checking Account,
I know you hate me.
But I am officially by myself and you know what happens when I get lonely.
I promise not to bankrupt us.


Things I have learned about myself this week:

-Having sex more than once in a blue moon is pretty much necessary unless you enjoy walking like John Wayne. I'm just saying.
-I miss my friends more than I allow myself to because it hurts when I'm not around them.
-Maybe I am a cool chick? Like, cool enough to marry? There is someone out there who might just be crazy enough to want to put up with my shenanigans for the rest of my life and it's a scary thought.
-My future husband will make me laugh, a lot. Like, it's a requirement.
-Maybe playing with boys is better than getting hurt?
-My mental illnesses are entirely created from boredom.
(I'm sure there were more, but I drank a lot)


Robin Hood


Little Red Riding Hood
(for Halloween- please send a suggestion if neither)


Lisa said...

You have not idea who I am :) but I say Little Red Riding Hood.

TTQ said...

ditto little red riding hood

Andie said...

little red riding hood. I dressed up as her a few years ago!!!

TN Girl Moving To New York City said...

Def Little Red Riding Hood. I also agree...a man HAS to make me laugh or I would get bored QUICK!!

.Nicotine.Queen. said...

I totally went with Little Red Riding Hood before I even looked at these comments :-)
I got the goth version (of course) with a deep red and a long curly brunnette wig. Can.not.wait.

Fred said...

My vote was for the Blonde Wig ... you would look sluttier. But whatever. You work it.

And BTW, we miss you too ... but you're in a much better place. Now just smile some when we come visit.

LaiLani Ali said...

robin hood. the other is much too cliche for ladies.
Not that I'm above cliches, it's just... hey- cuter tights with robin hood!

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Darn.. I was gonna say "Big Bad Wolf" but it wasn't an option. :)

As for the sex thing.. no shit I swear! You get achy muscles that you didn't even know you had!

Jen Kucsak said...

Aw Little Red Riding Hood is a good one! As long as it's the sexy Little Red Riding Hood lol.