Thursday, August 27, 2009

An open letter to New York City.

Dear City,

I would like to extend a big fat fuck you.
Fuck you for trying to break me. For a minute there I'm sure you thought you had me. Then I came to my senses and now there is no way you can beat me. 
Fuck you for putting douchebags in my life, but thanks for the lesson. Here's another one: Karma is a bitch.
Fuck you for trying to make me doubt myself. I am a strong independent person and will never let you or anyone else get in the way of me thinking that again.
Fuck you for trying to change me. I will never turn into a self serving bitter person that you have turned so many people into. I will always be amazing. Deal with it.

Fuck you very much,


Fred said...

You do realize that you could take the words 'New York' out of that letter and it could be an open letter to almost anyone.

I may borrow it.