Thursday, February 26, 2009

They all asked for you.

First and Foremost, I would like to apologize for the previous post. I was not that drunk (or at least, I was not that drunk at the time of posting). Apparently, the spell checker on my Blackberry does not recognize "Mardi Gras", "Bacchus" or "peeeeeee" as correctly spelled words(and rightfully so, they aren't English) and I was so busy worrying about floats and getting hit in the head with beads that I just let the spell checker go and pushed send.
I promise.
It wasn't until after the parade was over that I was drunk enough to slur my words and climb on top of streetcar statutes in Lafayette Square (I would post a picture, but what had happen was, I was in a skirt and it's not appropriate unless I was Britney or Lindsay but for the record, I WAS wearing panties). Luckily, I was with two of my favorite people in the world, who shoved a Rally's hamburger and fries (YUM!) at me and put me to bed.

And because of over doing it Sunday night, Monday night's Orpheus Ball I was more concerned with staying hydrated and not flashing people with the very deep slit I had in my dress than drinking myself under the table. Drunken fun ensued- not to ridiculous proportions but I still didn't make it to Mardi Gras Day :( There was traditional Popeye's fried chicken from the comfort of my parent's couch in my pajamas watching the festivities from the TV. I was thoroughly made fun of for turning into a Yankee, but it's not my fault! I cant afford to drink like that here!

It was a fabulous 5 days. I got to spend time with my family and friends. I bypassed having to go to Bourbon. I got princess parking for the Bacchus parade. I had a near-death experience driving home from the Ball and came out unscathed (some douche crossed 3 lanes of traffic and nearly hit us. Drunk driving kills, people). I ate a lot. I give Carnival Season 2 drunken thumbs up!


TTQ said...

Princess parking! I always get "rockstar" parking.

Andie said...

ha. so when are you coming back home again? LOL

we need to get together!!!! Another day in the quarter, perhaps? or maybe magazine street?

Miss ya girl.

Fred said...

OMG, I didn't remember the three lane crossing until I just readt this ... and I was the one driving!!! Lord...

And BTW, did I tell you how much I miss you?