Paying homage.

Thanks, girl.
You know I love ya.
Til next time.
xoxo
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[music] You saved my life once [well, more than once]

Seriously. Give me a piano and I'm a happy girl.

Wakey!Wakey! is my new favorite. I haven't found a song I don't like yet.

Wakey!Wakey! - Light Outside from VsTheBrain on Vimeo.

Brooklyn and Almost Everything rock, too.

somedays you just need a reminder.

I will not care about boys.

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A battle wound.

There are reasons why high maintenance princesses don't cook and this is one of them.
You bet your ass I will be bitching about this blister for weeks.
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Gotham Girl Roller Derby.

Do it.
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Google Translator.

Congrats, Marketing/ Design Team

Your packaging made me buy your water. Give yourself a raise.
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Dear Lady Liberty,

I remember someone telling me every time they saw you, if it was a good day, you were smiling at them. If it was a bad day, you were flicking them off. The first time I lived in Brooklyn and I had to see you everyday I took this to heart.
Today, I have come to flick you off. Quit being such a Tuesday to me and my friend. All we want is to live and be merry.
Thank you.

xoxo

ps- this will be a reoccurring visit if you don't wise up.
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My morning thus far.

I no longer have the capacity of words to describe my life. So I'm going to use pictures.

My morning resembled Hiroshima. Too much before 9am. seriously.

(ps- this is NOT another psychical attack on my life. Just my brain)

Strike Two

Seriously?!

Why am I always at the wrong place at the wrong time? Please stop trying to kill me, Universe. I have shit to do. No more Time Square (the first time I go there in months, someone wants to blow it up. Not only that. I got lucky enough to be in the theatre they refused to evacuate and wouldn't let anyone leave. Fun Times.) and apparently I'm not supposed to see the Space Exhibit at the Museum of Natural History.

So, that's strike two and I'm concerned strike three won't allow me to update y'all on my rediculousness. My happy ass will gladly stay in Brooklyn. Goodbye, Anything above 14th Street. It was nice knowing you.

Thank you, LES. My sentiments exactly.

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WoW

Need some right now. That's all I'm saying
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