And so the battle begins.

Who will win the battle of under 50lb luggage and can I fit all the random crap I've acquired over the holiday into a suitcase and 2 carry-ons?

It's kind of obvious who is winning the later. Wish me luck!

Security blanket.

I don't feel right without it and I've even slept with it on. Clearly, I revert back to childhood whenever I come home.

Not a joke gift.

A hot pink stun gun. No lie. My family trusted me with this because I live in New York City. Seriously?

The fact of the matter is I'm more likely to stun myself. Clearly they don't know me very well or like me very much.

Southern Snow

(it's soap)

Right before he ran after a squirrel

My little boy is so cute. 

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Christmas threw up in my parent's living room.

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There is a bird on the train.

If it shits on me, we are going to have issues.

A present for airport security.

The perfect cure to a sad day.

Today I was uber sad for some random reason (I no longer question, I just roll with it.) So I called my sister who informed me after an earlier conversation with my niece (I told her to think of fun things to do when I'm home for Xmas vacation), she already has a laundry list of things planned (including but not limited to playing SceneIt, Monopoly and jumping on the trampoline.)

If you don't have an awesome kid in your life, I suggest buying one from China. They make life so much better.

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Was seriously judged for my reading material.

But I think it might be worth it.

Twas the night before SantaCon. . .

Magic Crack.

Benadryl.
Get. On. It.

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No wonder it snowed this morning.

I signed my soul over to Corporate America.

Again.

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A big tree.

Don't tell anyone I'm admitting this, but my city is really pretty right now. It's almost romantic. Holy Shit. I might actually be falling in love. Or I've mixed too many cold medicines. If word leaks, I'm going with the later.

Hello, Lady!

Just payin my respects.
xoxo