fingers crossed.

I have a new idea for a way to fill up my time.
I just can't say until I get it then I will jump up and down and cry from excitement. . . then realize I will be in even more debt that I have already incurred, but it will cure boredom.

Everyone needs to pray for me because he tends not to listen to me when I whine.

Thanx!!

A review

Due to popular demand of "Anonymous"

So first off, the line to get into this movie was wrapped around the theater. The crowd? A bunch of wannabe hipsters. figures.

27 things about Chapter 27:

1. The point of Lindsey Lohan? And her name was Jude. . I'm not even going to touch that one.

2. I don't get the correlation between The Catcher in the Rye and John Lennon. But it was portrayed very well that Chapman REALLY believed that he was Holden Caulfield.

3. By really believed, I mean he was c.razy. (especially because who would want to be that crazy bastard anyway? Holden is the most annoying literary character I have ever had to listen to bitch for 200 pages about the way everyone is so "goddamn phony"- when he's the crazy phony one!)

4. Jared Leto put on 67 pounds for this movie and apparently the director wants to make sure you do not forget this. There were an unnecessary amount of shirtless/ pantless scenes.

5. Jared Leto's accent made it seem as though Chapman was mentally handicapped instead of southern? (Is he from Georgia or Hawaii? I'm still confused) The narration portion of this movie made it almost unbearable. He should have just talked normally instead of trying to impersonate a mentally slow person. Or maybe Leto IS just mentally slow.

6. I was unaware Chapman went to New York twice to try to kill Lennon.

7. I really like The Cranberries' song "I just shot John Lennon"

8. I don't understand the fascination with John Lennon (and I am aware of the crucifixion I am going get for this comment)

9. Back on track- It was a really good artistic movie. I think it was a good shot at trying to figure out what was going on with Chapman.

10. And with all indie-like movies there are wayyy too many parts were it is silent and that always makes me want to go to sleep.

11. Im still confused as to why killing John Lennon would make a good Chapter 27 for The Catcher in the Rye.

12. And anyway, Holden was just an annoying teen (NOT a 25 year old, btw) going through puberty. I must have missed the part where he was homicidal (because I was definitely skipping paragraphs at a time to make the 200 pages of hell end quickly).

13. If John Lennon was as obsessed with numerology as Chapman was with Holden, wouldn't they both be considered crazy? Except Lennon channeled it through music. . . maybe Chapman was denied into art school (like Hitler) and if he would have had a good way to channel his crazy, then there would have never been this tradegy.

14. I can tell you right now, I am not going to make it to 27.

15. The Q & A session did not happen. Apparently having the director and Jared Leto come out before the movie was enough for them but it clearly stated on the website that there would be one. I am assuming Mr. Leto wanted to get his ass to The Meat Packing District early to get as much free publicity as possible. It's just too bad he always fucks it up by doing something douche-bag like to confirm everyone's already formed opinion. douche.

16. I'm just a little perturbed by the lack of Q&A because I felt a spark of interest after the movie and would have liked to heard other's questions about it.

17. I was unaware Sean Lennon met Chapman in the park with "Jude". I dont even want to see his therapy bills.

18. The sites that are protesting this movie are dumb. Get over it.

19. If you liked Catcher in the Rye I am sure you would appreciate this movie. Just pretend Leto isn't crazy and ignore the part where John Lennon shows up and it's the damn annoying ass book.

20. Can I please say how annoyed I am that there was not a Q&A?! I don't know why I continue to love Jared Leto when he continues to pull douchebag crap like this.

THE END.

(the bottom line: It's really good if you like indie films.)

my legs are on fya

There is a REASON the 181 subway stop has an escalator. For smokers like me. About half way up the goddamn not working "moving staircase" my legs went numb, my heart was pounding in my ears and I couldn't breathe. Seriously?! I've been drinking, people, and I'm in heels.
Holy christ I can't feel my legs

If I have a heart attack tonight. . .

Please blame it on American politics.

And to be more specific, campaign season.

on the way to the airport

There's a Wicked billboard "Now leaving Oz". Couldn't be more acturrate in my opinion.

Good-bye,love.
Hello Disney!

And I seriouly believe I have developed a tragic case of motion sickness since moving here. If I don't get out this taxi soon I'm going to reupolster it.

After toting my weight in luggage on the subway this morning I think I earned my girl power card toom