Dear Lady Liberty,

I remember someone telling me every time they saw you, if it was a good day, you were smiling at them. If it was a bad day, you were flicking them off. The first time I lived in Brooklyn and I had to see you everyday I took this to heart.
Today, I have come to flick you off. Quit being such a Tuesday to me and my friend. All we want is to live and be merry.
Thank you.

xoxo

ps- this will be a reoccurring visit if you don't wise up.
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