No wonder I won't be accepting an Oscar any time soon.

I'm so bad about getting awards. And apparently, I'm too damn lazy to put them in my sidebars. I remember I got a few awhile ago and I never got around to posting them. Yes, it's terrible and feel free to "take" them back.

But I just realized my Fabulous Sorority Sister Sweet. Spirited. Southern. bestowed all of these awards on me at one time! Thank you, Andie, you rock my socks!

The Let's be Friends Award is given to blogs that are exceedingly charming. These kind of bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. The hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers. Deliver this award to eight bloggers.

Honest Scrap award:

A) First list 10 honest things about yourself - and make it interesting, even if you have to dig deep!
B) Pass the award on to 7 bloggers that you feel embody the spirit of the Honest Scrap.

Here we go:

1. I think tan people look dirty. Not because I am as pale as Edward Cullen or anything, but it makes me feel better that I will have really pretty skin when I'm older.

2. I can honestly go the rest of my life without chocolate. seriously. Take away salt and then we will have a problem.

3. I really want to move home.

4. I've recently started watching Saturday morning cartoons again and I think it makes me a better person.

5. I miss my Nanny more than I will possibly miss anyone else in the entire world and I can't grieve her properly. If I let my brain fully understand she's gone, I would end up catatonic.

6. I have never worked in retail (corporate retail doesn't count).

7. I am in no way possible a foodie. I don't believe in spending a lot of money on food. I eat to live not the other way around.

8. It erks me to no end when people do not know the difference between an actual bi-polar and someone who is just moody.

9. Talking about child abuse or domestic violence freaks me out. I cannot talk about it in a casual conversation.

10. If I could, I'd probably be quite happy living as a hermit and talking to myself.

AND

The Splash Award is given to alluring, amusing, bewitching, impressive, and inspiring blogs. When you receive it you must:-put the logo on your blog/post-nominate up to 9 blogs that allure, amuse, bewitch, impress, or inspire you-be sure to link to your nominees in your post-let them know they have been Splashed by commenting on their blog-remember to link to the person from whom you received your Splash Award

Sooooooooo in the spirit of being lazy, if you are reading this, YaY! You get these awards. Go post them on your blogs and be merry!