So I've come up with a solution. I need to date someone who lives within walking distance of central park, who may or may not be training for a triathlon (why? Idk. All I know is its really sexy when the cyclists zoom past me in such a sleek and sexy manner. It gives me motivation)
New Yorkers totally date based on location so now I'm defining mine. Sounds reasonable enough, right?
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I just clicked on your donate page thing and I was like, who the fuck is abby? Then the penny dropped. You've always just been Nicotine Queen! And you actually have a face too. For this reason, I shall donate. Run my pretty, run.
ReplyDeleteYou're amazing, Rachel!! I am so overwhelmed at how sweet that was. Thank you so much!!
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