Who dat?

In honor of the sheot about to go down in the Superdome I give you:

Me doing my favorite thing to do at a sporting event.

Stuffing my face!

My life at random.

Well, I was at a sketch night going home to do more homework.
Now I'm at the sold out Lady Gaga concert at Radio City, 10 rows back with the possibility to meet her after.
Insane.
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Two of my favorite things in a creative collaboration?= Instant O face.

Tim Burton to make a movie about Maleficent?!!?

I about died/ peed my pants/ jumped off the bed when I heard this (via facebook status, no less). You have no idea. Mal and I are on nickname basis, I love her so much. And I am having an affair with Tim Burton's work right now. This is insane. Casting Johnny Depp in the movie will probably send me over the edge.

Is it too early to camp out for tickets?! I'd do it.

Marketing Genius

That right there is a nicely designed EMPTY box that you can buy. Then purchase said "pet rock" (on the left) to put in your empty box.

If anyone needs an authentic rock from Brooklyn, please email me. I will sell you one for $5 (an extra $2 if you want it painted) to pay for school.
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STFU already.

I'm really sick of hearing about Haiti.

There I said it.

And I'm not sorry about my opinion either.

Did you donate to the victims of Katrina?

Just sayin.

You know you've had too much to drink when...

You are searching in your purse for your Metrocard to swipe to open your front door.
-NYC Edition.

Thank you and G'nite.
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To the chick sitting across from me on the L train,

Your boyfriend is gay. I swear.
The sooner you realize it the better. I know living in Williamsburg it's hard to tell the difference, but you have a European accent for chrissake. Shame on you for not knowing yourself. I know my gaydar is terrible, but if I'M being hit in the face with his gayness, I'm positive you have a problem.
Smooches.
xoxo
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