Currently 16 degrees.

Someone kill me.
It's safe to say, this little southern belle will be staying home all weekend.

Dammit.

I just remembered we are running low on toilet paper.
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Short Term Memory is a problem for me, too.

How the dinosaur's became extinct.

Sometimes you just need a giggle.

Who dat?

In honor of the sheot about to go down in the Superdome I give you:

Me doing my favorite thing to do at a sporting event.

Stuffing my face!

My life at random.

Well, I was at a sketch night going home to do more homework.
Now I'm at the sold out Lady Gaga concert at Radio City, 10 rows back with the possibility to meet her after.
Insane.
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Two of my favorite things in a creative collaboration?= Instant O face.

Tim Burton to make a movie about Maleficent?!!?

I about died/ peed my pants/ jumped off the bed when I heard this (via facebook status, no less). You have no idea. Mal and I are on nickname basis, I love her so much. And I am having an affair with Tim Burton's work right now. This is insane. Casting Johnny Depp in the movie will probably send me over the edge.

Is it too early to camp out for tickets?! I'd do it.

Marketing Genius

That right there is a nicely designed EMPTY box that you can buy. Then purchase said "pet rock" (on the left) to put in your empty box.

If anyone needs an authentic rock from Brooklyn, please email me. I will sell you one for $5 (an extra $2 if you want it painted) to pay for school.
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STFU already.

I'm really sick of hearing about Haiti.

There I said it.

And I'm not sorry about my opinion either.

Did you donate to the victims of Katrina?

Just sayin.

You know you've had too much to drink when...

You are searching in your purse for your Metrocard to swipe to open your front door.
-NYC Edition.

Thank you and G'nite.
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To the chick sitting across from me on the L train,

Your boyfriend is gay. I swear.
The sooner you realize it the better. I know living in Williamsburg it's hard to tell the difference, but you have a European accent for chrissake. Shame on you for not knowing yourself. I know my gaydar is terrible, but if I'M being hit in the face with his gayness, I'm positive you have a problem.
Smooches.
xoxo
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Why I shouldn't be allowed in public

(Alternative title: why I should socialize more)
I'm pretty sure I insulted at least 2 people with my opinion about Haiti.
I told a guy thank you for calling me a hot mess (I consider it a compliment) and not 10 minutes later declared I wanted to have his babies.(Which also makes me think I subconsciously don't want to have kids because I am quick to be giving away eggs.)

That's probably enough to put me back into solitude for at least a month (plus the day and a half it's going to take me to recover from tonight's alcohol intake and let me tell ya, its embarrassingly lower than usual)
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I love my Flashdrives.

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Overheard: Student Lounge Edition.

"The fuck do I want cereal for? I'm a grown ass woman."
Classic.
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Weirdest Cat Call Ever.

I was on one of my many coffee runs today (did I mention I am in class allllll day today?! That's right. 8am to 10pm, baby) and this car pulls up saying something about you're beautiful, blah blah blah. I didn't even realize he was talking to me (seriously? How sexy can Ugg boots and a huge winter coat be?) until he was like "I'm not even going to get a Thank You?" The voice sounded like one of my classmates, so I looked over. I was expecting some skeez, but it was a respectable guy in a suit and a nice car.

I think that might have been my Julia Roberts moment.

I told him I was married.

dammit.

Marathon running?

I have a few friends in Disney this weekend running in the marathon and I'm quite jealous (even though I fully think Fred is f-in crazy for running the 5K, half and full marathon). 1.) Of course I'm jealous bc they are in Disney and 2.) I think I want to start running.

Crazy, I know.

But I'm seriously contemplating putting "run a (half) marathon" on my bucket list. I have a whole year to train but there are a few things in my way, starting with my boobs and the fact that smoking is my favorite past time plus ending with the fact that it is too cold for me to function correctly outside let alone run around in the weather for fun.

But I'm still thinking about it and could possibly get talked into it if someone was convincing enough.

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Reason 769 my boyfriend rocks.

He let's me crochet on date night :)
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To The Great State of Alabama,

I award you with The Most God Awful smelling State ever. Please invest in the economy sized Febreeze and clean this stank up.

You are welcome.
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